"Sh*t My Dad Says"

"Sh*t My Dad Says" is a great read."Sh*t My Dad Says" is a hilarious book. I recommend it to anyone looking for a long series of laughs. Or a fun book they can read 5 minutes a day. But I don't believe for a second that it's a true-to-life tale, as we've been led to believe. 

For those living in a cave, Justin Halpern's book is a spinoff of a popular Twitter feed that not only led to the best-selling book but now is a CBS TV series set to debut in the Fall. Starring William Shatner. Yep, that William Shatner. For reals. Apocalpyse soon to follow. 

"Shi*t My Dad Says" is obviously a recollection, of sorts. But there's no way a weasel kid could quote, verbatim, all this F-bomb-laced wisdom over the course of a decade. There's also no way a clearly educated man would drop expletive-laden "life lessons" like that right and left, hour after hour, day after day, year after year. I mean, could he? Even back in the day, when parents were actually allowed to parent?

Sue me, but I smell a little artistic extension at work. Halpern was a freelancer for Maxim when he started his Twitter feed, so he wasn't swimming in cash. Consistently posting "real" funny stuff on Twitter isn't easy, as anyone who Tweets regularly can attest. But if you're naturally funny, as Halpern is, who's to say a caricature of one's dad might not be a great character to build on? Just sayin. 

Here's the deal: When I see Pop with his own YouTube channel spouting this clever wisdom, I'll believe it. But when it's channeled through the boy, Halpern, I'll take it for what it is, which is great fun.

Update on Saturday, October 30, 2010 at 9:37 AM by Logan Molen

Jsutin Halpern is coming to Bakersfield. He'll be at Russo's Books at 1 p.m. Nov. 6. Let's see if Pop comes along.

"33 1/3: The Replacements' 'Let It Be' "

I listened to an audiobook version of Colin Meloy's bookI just finished my third installment of the "33 1/3" series of audiobooks in which famous or semi-famous people review classic albums.

I had a mixed experience with the first two.

Warren Zanes'  "33 1/3" take on Dusty Springfield's "Dusty in Memphis" was just awful because it never really got into the music at hand. Bill Janovitz's breakdown of The Rolling Stones' "Exile on Main Street" was much better, offering a straightforward analysis of an album that seems to get better as the years go by.

But Colin Meloy's "33 1/3" take on The Replacements' "Let It Be" was a surprise, in a good way. I'm not much of a fan of The Decemberists, the band Meloy leads. But I am a big fan of The 'Mats, whose mix of crash-bang punk and touching lyrics powered me through college.

Meloy dives into his review from the vantage point of an awkward teen growing up in small-town Montana. It's a perfect match for "Let It Be," whose songs are both immature and emotionally vulnerable in trying to address the mystery and agony of adolescence. There were more than a few segments where I felt Meloy was describing slices of my childhood. Like the first few listens of "Let It Be," I felt like someone finally understood me.

"The Future is Unwritten"

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I've been a fan of The Clash since 1977 but have been slow to see "The Future is Unwritten," a 2007 Julien Temple documentary about Clash frontman Joe Strummer. 

I've never taken to Temple's style of filmmaking but did marvel at the depth of old footage he was able to unearth as well as honest, heartfelt interviews about a man who was strong on the outside but seemingly weak and sometimes puny inside. 

As any Clash fan can tell you, the live takes are proof they blew pretty much all of their peers off the stage. Even U2's Bono, he of ginormous ego, bows in respect. 

But Temple can be maddening at times. The film looks great, but why, oh why, does Temple refuse to ID the people sharing intimate details of their relationship with Strummer? Yeah, we know Bono, Scorcese, Cusack. But how many people would easily recognize Roland Gift or most of the women interviewed after all these years?  

Regardless, for Clash fans, this is a must see. For music fans, the movie is worth the two hours. For anyone else, it's a nice tribute to a rock legend who helped to shape a generation, only to die way too young.